It’s been a while i stepped out of letting people know about their horoscopes when i told a few that they’ll be slapped by a person they know. They got amazed when i slapped them and the prophecy came true. I have decided to help you people take important steps carefully. Read on what you horoscope says about 2019.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
All of your money will run out by August 2019. You’ll be stuck 32 kilometers away from home with no fuel in your vehicle. As for the salary increment you are looking, there won’t be any because you’ll be fired from your job this year.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
All of the hopes for loosing weight will vanish, you’ll gain more. Stop eating rice and those staying awake all night habits must also go. Don’t order food online there is a risk of severe food poisoning for you this year.
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
Things are looking great for your rivals and they’ll happy after your death later this year. Your property or possessions will change their owners and your little brother will find it great to have that phone of yours.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
An accident will happen this year paralyzing your ‘write’ arm (left if you are a lefty). There is absolutely no chance of you going abroad at all.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Chances of you becoming a drug addict are on the rise. Your friends and family will abandon you. You’ll sell all your possessions to buy drugs and that drug seller will take all your stuff leaving you empty handed with no drug and no money.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
People are getting tired of your habits. All those scams you did are going to come up and there will be an outrage against you in your circles. Chances of suicide are high.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Joy is coming. Let go of all the things which disturb you. New ones are coming and you better be ready for them.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You thought time is getting better for you? Wait and watch.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Drive carefully there is an SUV that might hit you later this year and repair cost will be huge. Not for your vehicle but for the bones that’ll break.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
That chick you are dating and thinking of marrying her. Not gonna happen. Dump her as soon as possible.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Money is not going to stay with you. Millions will slip away. Recheck your expenses.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
Bad days don’t last long but hey, so does good days.